🍖🥔🥕✨ Pot Roast🍖🥔🥕✨



Legendary Lazy Pot Roast

Ingredients:
🥩 3 to 4 lbs beef chuck roast (a hunk of happiness)
🧂 Salt and pepper (because bland food is a crime)
🧅 1 package onion soup mix (your secret flavor bomb)
🧄 3 cloves garlic, minced (because vampires aren’t invited)
🌽 1 can corn with juice (no straining allowed!)
🥕 1 can carrots, drained (because effort is overrated)
🥔 2 cups potatoes, chunky style (Yukon Gold or Russet—choose your fighter)
🥬 1 can green beans, drained (aka “that one vegetable for balance”)

Instructions:

  1. Chuck (pun intended) everything into your slow cooker.

  2. Set it to high and let the magic happen for 4 to 6 hours.

  3. Pretend you slaved away in the kitchen.

  4. Bask in the glory of your legendary pot roast. 🍖✨

Serve, devour, and take all the credit! 🎉

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